A Nebraskan Visits Colorado

Written By Craig Pugh

I told my Ma and I told my Pa I’m tired of this here Omaha. Denver, Denver is the show. That is where I want to go. They got legal weed out there people say is beyond compare. Ma and Pa said “Have you lost your mind? Stay away from it!”

I replied: “Are you kidding me? Have you ever tried that shit? It’s fantastic. Lifts your spirits, calms your nerves, helps you through life’s tight curves.” Ma and Pa just wrung their hands and cried: “Oh boy of ours. We thought we raised you to know better!”